March 06, 2008

Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck

I can totally swear here. Cooool. Fuckers.

And *I* will allow comments. Swear away!

Huh. That's teh weirdness. Anyone else having problems viewing this main page? Like the next post down or so?

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March 05, 2008

American Iduhl

This show is totally lame this ye- WHOA. WHOA. Wait.

Carly Smithson's mom is fucking hot! Jesus wept!

But anyways, show's totally lame as hell.

Except for Christy Lee Cook. Mostly because The Wife is agreeable to the three of us sharing a dirty, dirty night of anonymity; but also because she is apparently familiar with wearing a leash, barking like a dog, and eating out of a bowl. Who doesn't love a good pet, right? Of course, we'd ruin her career. It'd be like being attacked by the Wonder Twins of mortal sin. It's not like she's a great singer, so maybe we wouldn't be missing much; but I digress.

Show's a total waste of time. You're better off just blogging or something.

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March 03, 2008


So I'm sitting here, and I've been watching this show for the past 45 minutes called 'october road'. Yeah, they write it in lower case like that.

So anyways, it's one of these melodrama types; with the switching back and forth between two time periods: the main characters' childhood and their adulthood. The main people are these four or five dudes who all grew up together; and they're the biggest bunch of fucking pussies I've ever seen. I mean; when they're ten, they're crying about the chicks in their lives; and when they're 30 they're crying about the chicks in their lives and they're crying about the chicks from when they were ten.

So I sit for the entire episode, and the choronolgy switches so often that the only main overriding theme I can gleen from the whole thing between all the crying is that no one on this show has any balls. Except for maybe some of the chicks. They're the only ones not crying like babies about anything.

That's the last damn time I go channel surfing.

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