I rarely bring up politics or world events, but I may have stumbled on to something quite by accident.
From here:
“A man holds a woman by the hand and dances with her in front of everyone. Does that serve the national interest?”
Who gives a shit? Nothing these assholes do serves any real national interests. I think the reason these people are so full of hate is because they’re not getting laid. They’re so repressed by Stone Age beliefs that they probably need to be taught masturbation.
After controversies when a Hamas-led council halted a dance festival and Islamist gunmen stopped a rap band performing in Gaza, Dr Zahar defended the enforcement of a strict interpretation of Islam.
Okay, so they’re not into hip-hop. I can’t fault their judgment on that, but they need to loosen up. Let’s face it, we’ve seen this all before. Remember Footloose? Kevin Bacon wasn’t having any of that no dancing bullshit, and he taught that town a valuable lesson.
Don’t you think these people want to make out? I mean, if a guy’s got his arm around a chick and he’s trying to get his other hand up under there it’s hard to hold to a rifle. If given a choice between making a bomb or maybe getting to third base with some chick at a party, who the hell would choose the bomb? I think what the majority of these people want is a six pack of beer and a box of rubbers. Kevin Bacon may be the answer to this entire problem.
Kevin Bacon IS the answer man... and the solution... ever heard of 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon?
Posted by: Oorgo at October 7, 2005 11:37 AMYou may be on to something here Paul. I mean, celebrities are always running off at the mouth and championing causes, speaking on political issues and what not. I say it's time we draft some of these folks and get these Islamist guys laid. Instead of dropping bombs on these guys, lets dust them with ecstacy and send in the Pussycat Dolls.
Posted by: shank at October 7, 2005 12:21 PMAnd let's be real, I'd sacrifice every pussycat doll and raise them a few B.Spears-Federlines and Carmen Electras. Pam Anderson could probably take three or four dudes at a time.
Get Fox News on the line, we have genius amongst us.
Posted by: sis at October 7, 2005 01:37 PMBeer and masturbation could save the world...
Posted by: jenE at October 7, 2005 05:06 PM