I went to get my car inspected about four months ago because I was due for one like last March right. The dingleberries at the shop failed my car because the turn signals are apparently not the right color.
Not the right color?
Yeah, they gotta be amber, yours are white.
But they flash right? When I push the turn signal lever?
Oh yeah man, it all works. Just need the amber bulbs.
But. But it works. If I was sitting in traffic with my turn signal blinking, no one would miss it, or assume since it's not amber that maybe I was just putting on some kind of low-tech light show. I mean, why fail me right?
-Blank Stare-
That was the way I bought it from the dealer.
Well, if you have the amber bulbs, all you have to do is put them in. You can take them out as soon as the inspection's over for all I care.
So wait. You don't care if it's correct, and even if you know it's going to be incorrect as soon as it gets on the road, you'll still pass me?
Uh, yep.
So why don't you just pass me now, save me the time and effort of having to dismantle and assemble the damn turn signals twice, and we'll just go with that?
Becuase if you get pulled over it's my ass.
But you just said you'd pass me even if you knew it was going to be incorrect as soon as I got the sticker.
How do I know you're not a cop?
Mostly because I don't have a shiny fucking badge on my shirt, but also because if I had a baton I would have beat you retarded with it already. -Walks out-
Ah the DMV. I am so glad they hire the mentally handicapped.
Posted by: Dortch at September 22, 2005 05:57 PMOh you fucking people with your fucking clear bulbs, I could snap and break your fingers with this clipboard!
Heh, nice dialogue shank, I deal with the public every day, and I would have been tempted to react the same way as that guy did.
Posted by: Oorgo at September 22, 2005 07:21 PMstupid public employees.
stupid clear bulbs. get the amber...the clear one's are annoying as hell at night.
and if you've got those purple-y halogen headlights, get those changed, too. They Make Me Blind!
Now grill me up a steak and bring me a sixer of Bass Ale! Pronto!
Posted by: jenE at September 23, 2005 12:22 PMMethinks somebody already beat the fellow retarded.
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