September 13, 2005

Once Again, Television astounds me.

Tommy Lee, of Motley Crue 'fame', has his own goddamn idiotic reality show now. Yes, after climbing to the apex of his popularity in early 2002 as the man who gave Pamela Anderson hepatitis-c, Tommy Lee is back and wishes to reclaim his crown as the king of complete idiocy.

I know, it's impossible to think that Tommy could ever surpass the entertainment milestone he established when he banged the absolute crap out of his wife on video; but we are once again beholden to this thespian virtuoso. How, you say? How does one outstrip such a legacy? Apparently, by building said reality show around your midlife enrollment in a four year college.

So if you didn't get enough of Tommy's retardedass shenangians back in '86; or back in '99 when he and his wife released their little home video - he's back for your viewing pleasure.

You know, and the thing of it is, his college life seems to suck. I haven't seen any drugs, drunkedness, fights, road trips, keg stands, ramen, crazy parties, hell - the fucker's not even broke; an equal component in my college experience to the others listed here. What a shitty show.

But then again, what could I possibly have expected.

Posted by shank at September 13, 2005 04:06 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I've said it once, and I'll say it again.. Reality TV is the worst load of diarrhetic shit to ever trickle out of society's asshole. The only one I have ever watched was Last Comic Standing.

Does anyone but me still remember that Pam Anderson is a disease packing whore? Where is Snappy White when you need him.

Posted by: Dortch at September 13, 2005 08:12 PM

May I please borrow the diarrhia-asshole metaphor, sir?

Posted by: the sister at September 14, 2005 12:48 AM

It's yours. And please, just call me bastard.

Posted by: Dortch at September 14, 2005 07:35 AM

I thought this was the worst show on televsion until I saw E's "Taradise". Tara Reid is a complete bore with a bad boob job.

Posted by: Binx at September 14, 2005 04:22 PM

And I miss so many great reality shows... Never have I once in my life had cable or sattelite. Poor me.

Posted by: Dortch at September 14, 2005 07:31 PM

The Motley tour that they are on now has sold out all over, and they must be making a friggin ton of money. I coundn't miss one episode, it was amusing for a half hour, he's a clown.

Posted by: Fester at September 17, 2005 06:54 PM
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