Dear Bill,
Your blog is about as screwed up as the gulf coast right now. I’m talking about this blog. I say that because you also have a blog rotting on the vine here, and another one someplace else where you sell fake diplomas.
I don’t know what you’ve done to the comments on this blog, the one you’re trying to use, but they don’t work. And let’s face it, without comments you’ve got nothing. That target rich environment you call a blog requires comments, lest we have no way to abuse you.
You have a perfectly serviceable munu blog, but it’s been abandoned in favor of that latest blogspot debacle. I suspect you forgot your password and not knowing what else to do, you simply fled into the night, embarrassed and unnoticed.
I offer no remarks on your diploma blog.
You could install comments from haloscan on your current blog. Even you could probably do that unassisted. This would enable me to leave nasty comments and help pass the day. Or you could walk back down the road to your old munu blog, by having Pixy shoot the lock off.
I have been forced to post this here because you didn’t have the decency or the intelligence to leave an email addy on any of your fucked up blogs.
Please take some sort of action immediately.
I apologize to the public at large for having to address this completely FUBAR situation out here in the front yard.
Who's this Paul person?
Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2005 05:31 PMDamn. Totally screwed that up. It was supposed to be from Bill.
Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2005 05:32 PMI'm selling his work e-mail address and phone numbers for $5.
Posted by: Jennifer at September 1, 2005 12:17 AMWe don't use money here in Atlanta anymore. Gasoline is now the currency of choice.
I bid 1/2 gallon!
Posted by: Jim at September 1, 2005 10:51 AM